The Junk Drawer Is Stuck

America Chavez is my wife in so many ways.

tastefullyoffensive:

[thingsinsquares]

…I guess it matters. o.O

tastefullyoffensive:

[alexsalsblog]

The truth. The same goes for church on Sunday morning.

tastefullyoffensive:

[alexsalsblog]

The truth. The same goes for church on Sunday morning.

explosm:

By Kris. This one is actually animated! Click here to see it IN ACTION: https://www.explosm.net/comics/1511/  

Married, with earworms.

explosm:

By Kris. This one is actually animated! Click here to see it IN ACTION:

Married, with earworms.

1000drawings:

by Philippa Riice

This is totally us.

1000drawings:

by Philippa Riice

This is totally us.

larstheyeti:

liquid motivation

This is my wife. :)

larstheyeti:

liquid motivation

This is my wife. :)

This is my wife. 

This is my wife. 

catinspats:

Happy Valentines Day.
AKA otters explained.

For my wife. My otter-mommy. Happy Valentines Day, babe. You da best.

catinspats:

Happy Valentines Day.

AKA otters explained.

For my wife. My otter-mommy. Happy Valentines Day, babe. You da best.

madeleineishere:

😡Post-it-Love-Note Pay Attention to me Edition😡

This is us.

madeleineishere:

😡Post-it-Love-Note Pay Attention to me Edition😡

This is us.

awlhf:

supervengers:

omvr:

yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm

yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.

And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.

Damn straight. Coming home is the best part of my day. :)